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Welcome to Dirt Apple Land
"if you know, you know, you know right?"
Official Directive No. 7310
Let it be known:
No one asked the question
No one had to.
Who is Dirt Apple?
The answer is classified by
necessity, not secrecy.
The truth is simplier.
The only way to survive in this world
is to learn which Dirt Apple
is okay to eat.
Director Dirt Apple - All Should Obey
* This message has been authorized by the Office of Emotional Nutrition.
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